[Okay. Okay. He's going to try to calm down, because either there really are two completely different conversations happening here, or the kid is on drugs.

Or a Cylon.

But he's trying not to think about that option.]

Colonies are planets. There were twelve Colonies, populated by the twelve human tribes. And the thirteenth tribe, the Cylons, went to Earth instead. It was all Cylons. And then they nuked it and...

[He laughs, but in a really exhausted sort of way.] I don't even frakking know what they claim happen next. But destroying their own planet wasn't good enough for them, so they had to come after ours, too.